Jerry

Look at that woman feeding her baby greasy, disgusting, coffee shop corned beef hash. Isn't that child abuse?

George

I'd like to have a kid. Of course, you have to have a date first... Remember my friend, Adam, from Detroit?

Jerry

Yeah, the guy with the flat head.

George

He's a cube. Anyway, he got married six months ago. He told me ever since he's been wearing a wedding band, women have been coming on to him everywhere he goes.

Jerry

Yeah, I've heard that about wedding bands.