The Apartment Season 2, Episode 5

Kramer

You know, I don't even know why you're fooling around with this ring. I've been telling you, get yourself some plugs. Or a piece.

George

I'm not doing that.

Kramer

Oh, man. You know, you're crazy. You're a good looking guy. What do you want to walk around like that for?

George

No, I'll put half a can of mousse in my head like you.

Harold

I told you I don't like these sponges, they're too small! I want a big sponge!