Phil

(dying of laughter) I'm peeing in my pants.

Elaine

(cont.) they go flying out of his hands, and one lands on her face and the other lands on his face. (pause as they both continue to laugh really hard) and the whole place went crazy.

Phil

Oh, I'm sorry, Oh. What a story.

Elaine

I know, I know, I was unbelievable

Phil

Oh that is one of the funniest stories I've ever heard.