Manny

(in spanish) Tell him that if his friend can come up with the same money then she can have the apartment.

Harold

Oh, now, he says that if your friend has five thousand dollars, we'll give it to her.

Jerry

Well, that's a lot of money. But, if that's the way it's gotta be, that's the way it's gotta be.

Jerry

You know, I used to think that the universe is a random, chaotic sequence of meaningless events, but I see now that there is reason and purpose to all things.

George

What happened to you?