Daphne

The other day after work some girlfriends and I went to a bar for some drinks and there was this crazy mishap and I wound up meeting someone as a result. George...

George

(acting disappointed) Oh, please don't.

Daphne

Uh, I'm sorry. I'm afraid the worst of it is it's someone you know. Jerry Persheck.

George

Packyderm?

Daphne

Heh, he was carrying these two pieces of pizza...