Harold

Oh, now, he says that if your friend has five thousand dollars, we'll give it to her.

Jerry

Well, that's a lot of money. But, if that's the way it's gotta be, that's the way it's gotta be.

Jerry

You know, I used to think that the universe is a random, chaotic sequence of meaningless events, but I see now that there is reason and purpose to all things.

George

What happened to you?

Jerry

Religion, my friend, that's what happened to me. Because, I have just been informed that it's going to cost Elaine the sum of five thousand dollars to get the apartment upstairs.