The Wife Season 5, Episode 17

Elaine

(on buzzer) Meh.

Jerry

(buzzes her up) Eh. (to Kramer) You know and I'll tell ya, I'm really enjoying this marriage thing. You think about each other. You care about each other. It's wonderful! Plus, I love saying 'my wife.' Once I started saying it, I couldn't stop - 'my wife' this, 'my wife' that...it's an amazing way to begin a sentence.

Kramer

'My wife has an inner ear infection.'

Jerry

See?

Kramer

I like that! Hey look, will you do me a favor? Will you take my quilt into the cleaners for me, so I can get the discount too?