Kramer

'My wife has an inner ear infection.'

Jerry

See?

Kramer

I like that! Hey look, will you do me a favor? Will you take my quilt into the cleaners for me, so I can get the discount too?

Jerry

Oh come on, we're gonna start doing this now? I can't be taking all your dry-cleaning in!

Kramer

C'mon, just this one time! It's expensive!