George

And how does the baldness fit into that plan?

Jerry

(to the intercom) Elaine?

Elaine

Yeah.

Jerry

(to George) All right, this is going to require some great acting now. I have to pretend I'm disappointed. You're going to really see me being a phony, now. I hope you can take this. Maybe you should go in the other room.

George

Are you kidding? I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham!