The Apartment Season 2, Episode 5

Jerry

But you know... not in the building. Really, I feel terrible about this. My intentions were good. What can I do? Tell me.

Elaine

(to someone in the hallway) No, I'll be seeing you. (She enters the apartment; singing) 'Good morning, good morning..' (to Jerry and George) Have you ever gotten up in the morning and felt it's great to be alive? That every breath is a gift of sweet life from above?

Elaine

Oh, and before I forget, I have the checks for the first month, last month's security deposit. (laughs) I have seventy-five dollars left in my account.

Jerry

Well... there's a little bit of a problem.

Elaine

Oh, I know. There's a weak shower spray, I know. I've already thought about it, and I'm switching to baths. As Winston Churchill said, 'Why stand when you can sit?' Maybe I'll get some rubber duckies.