Jerry

I'm looking in the first drawer. It's not here.

Meryl

Yes, it is.

Jerry

Hey...I'm not stupid. I'm looking in that drawer, there's no can opener.

Meryl

Did I say you were stupid?

Jerry

Well, wouldn't I have to be? You tell me there's a can opener in the drawer, I'm looking in the drawer, there's no can opener - what other conclusion could one reach? (The phone rings.)