Jerry

Hey...I'm not stupid. I'm looking in that drawer, there's no can opener.

Meryl

Did I say you were stupid?

Jerry

Well, wouldn't I have to be? You tell me there's a can opener in the drawer, I'm looking in the drawer, there's no can opener - what other conclusion could one reach? (The phone rings.)

Meryl

Do you want me to go find it?

Jerry

Yes. I do. You show me where there's a can opener in that drawer. (Answers the phone.) Hello! I'm sorry, I'm just fighting with my wife.