Jerry

Well, wouldn't I have to be? You tell me there's a can opener in the drawer, I'm looking in the drawer, there's no can opener - what other conclusion could one reach? (The phone rings.)

Meryl

Do you want me to go find it?

Jerry

Yes. I do. You show me where there's a can opener in that drawer. (Answers the phone.) Hello! I'm sorry, I'm just fighting with my wife.

Helen

Jerry, we just heard, what's going on?

Morty

Why the hell didn't you tell us?