Elaine

Oh, and before I forget, I have the checks for the first month, last month's security deposit. (laughs) I have seventy-five dollars left in my account.

Jerry

Well... there's a little bit of a problem.

Elaine

Oh, I know. There's a weak shower spray, I know. I've already thought about it, and I'm switching to baths. As Winston Churchill said, 'Why stand when you can sit?' Maybe I'll get some rubber duckies.

Jerry

Uh, no uh, someone offered Harold and Manny five thousand for the apartment. I'm sure they'd just as soon give it to you, but you'd have to come up with that money.

Elaine

Five thousand dollars? I don't have five thousand dollars.