George

You said the guy gave you an open-lipped kiss!

Elaine

Yes, but then he wiped his hand on the top of the bottle when I offered him water!

George

Well, that doesn't mean anything!

Elaine

Are you kidding? That's very significant! If he was interested in me, he'd want my germs! He'd just crave my germs!

Jerry

She's right, George. Bottle-wipe is big.