The Wife Season 5, Episode 17

George

A guy leaves a puddle of sweat, that's a signal?

Elaine

Yeah! It's a social thing.

George

What if he left you a used Kleenex, what's that, a valentine? Now you go up to him and you tell him that if he's thinking of turning me in, that I got the goods on him!

Elaine

No! I won't be a party to this.

George

So you're gonna let me get suspended for shower urination?