Elaine

Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it a violation of club policy to not wipe down a machine after using it?

Greg

Oh, I see...you're friends with the urinator, aren't you?

Elaine

Yeah, well, at least he had a drain.

Marty

Here you go, Mrs. Seinfeld...with your 25% discount, it comes to $17.80.

Meryl

Here you go. (Pays Marty, then looks at the clothes on the hanger.) Excuse me, this isn't mine.