Meryl

What happened to us, Jerry?

Jerry

I'll tell you what happened. We got married.

Meryl

I'm sorry, uh.. this is my fault. I pushed it on you.

Jerry

No. I guess I just wasn't ready for the responsibilities of a pretend marriage.

Meryl

Goodbye, Jerry. Oh, I forgot...(reaches in her purse)...this is your maple syrup.