Newman

Him and his little buxom friend Rachel were going at it pretty good in the balcony.

Morty

What?

Newman

What, do I have to spell it out for ya? He was moving on her like the storm-troopers into Poland.

Helen

Jerry was necking during Schindler's List?

Newman

Yes! A more offensive spectacle I cannot recall. Anyway I just really came up to get some detergent.