Jerry

I'm in heaven.

Elaine

Oh, Rita come here. This is Jerry. He's the one who got me the apartment.

Rita

Oh, hi. (calling to someone) Bob, this is the guy who got Elaine the apartment.

George

I'm sorry, I don't see the big deal about being a matador. The bull charges, you move the cape, what's so hard?

Susie

So uh, are you really married? Because, I've actually heard of single guys who wear wedding bands to attract women.