Elaine

'Oooh, and that coffee table is saying, put some coffee on me!' I'd like to put some coffee on her. Hot, scalding coffee - right in her face! I swear! This is like working with a contestant from 'The Price Is Right'! (demonstrates a winner on 'The Price Is Right')

Jerry

Yeah, that's real interesting. Elaine, listen, tell me if you think this is funny - (reads comedy he's written) 'Men definitely hit the remote more than women...men don't care what's on TV, men only care what else is on TV. Women want to see what the show is before they change the channel, because men hunt and women nest.'

Elaine

Yeah, it's funny, I dunno.

Jerry

You don't know? Come on, that's gold!

Elaine

Well, I don't know about 'gold.'