Jerry

(To himself) Now what am I supposed to do here? Shall I go over there? It's not like somebody died. It's 'Beaches' for god's sake. If she was sitting next to me I'd put my arm around her. I can't be making a big move like going all the way over there. I can't. I won't.

Jerry

She calls me this morning and tells me she's upset I didn't console her. I mean it was 'Beaches' for god's sake. What, what do you do in a situation like that?

George

Where were you?

Jerry

I was sitting on the chair. She was over here on the couch.

George

Well you know, if you were sitting right next to her you'd have to console her no matter what.