Elaine

Her father is so religious, I'm just amazed that he's letting you see her again after that Schindler's List make-out session.

Jerry

I bought him some kishka.

Kramer

What's that?

Jerry

It's kind of a stuffed meat thing. Israeli soldiers carry it. In case they're captured behind enemy lines, they eat it and it kills them.

George

I never tasted a cough medicine I didn't love.