Jerry

Is it me or was that the ugliest baby you have ever seen?

Elaine

Uh, I couldn't look. It was like the Pekinese.

Jerry

Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool. (They sit) And, you know, the thing is, they're never gonna know, no one's ever gonna tell them.

Elaine

Oh, you have to lie.

Jerry

It's a must lie situation.