Kramer

Oh, understudies are a very shifty bunch. The substitute teachers of the theater world.

Jerry

I'm glad she's an understudy. I don't have to avoid going back stage and having to think of something to say.

George

Going backstage is the worst. Especially when they stink. You know that's a real problem.

Jerry

Just once I would like to tell someone they stink. You know what? I doidn't like the show. I didn't like you. It just really stunk. The whole thing...real bad. Stinkaroo. Thanks for the tickets though.

Ruby

You late.