The Opposite Season 5, Episode 22

George

Elaine, bald men, with no jobs, and no money, who live with their parents, don't approach strange women.

Jerry

Well here's your chance to try the opposite. Instead of tuna salad and being intimidated by women, chicken salad and going right up to them.

George

Yeah, I should do the opposite, I should.

Jerry

If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

George

Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and do nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do the opposite, and I will do something!