Jerry

If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

George

Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and do nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do the opposite, and I will do something!

George

Excuse me, uh I couldn't help but notice that you were looking in my direction.

Victoria

Oh, yes I was, you just ordered the same exact lunch as me.

George

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.