Jerry

I'll loan you my puffy shirt.

Kramer

No, no, no.

Jerry

What're you gonna talk about?

Kramer

Well, coffee tables.

Jerry

Hello? What? Yeah, sure, I'll do it. I just had something cancelled the same weekend. Ok. Great. Bye. (hangs up the phone; turns to Kramer) You know, life is amazing. I just lost a job and five minutes later get another, same weekend, same money.