The Opposite Season 5, Episode 22

Counterperson

(handing the Jujyfruits to Elaine) There you go.

Jake

So, then, you know, the light was clearly green, I started walking, he skidded and he went right into my hip.

Elaine

(With her mouth full of Jujyfruit) Oh, that is so terrible. That is so terrible, Jake. I mean, how can people be so stupid? Just sickening.

Elaine

You want one?

Jake

No thanks.