Regis

(shaking Kramer's hand) Hello, Kramer is here.

Lee

I don't know, maybe it's the hair or something!

Regis

Ah, well, yes Kramer. So, a coffee table book about coffee tables. Where did you come up with this idea?

Kramer

Yeah, well, ah, I'll tell you, uh Regis... actually, this is a true story. I umm I was skiing at the time.

Regis

You know, when I'm skiing, Kramer, I'm trying not to kill myself, you're writing books!