Kramer

Yeah, well, ah, I'll tell you, uh Regis... actually, this is a true story. I umm I was skiing at the time.

Regis

You know, when I'm skiing, Kramer, I'm trying not to kill myself, you're writing books!

Kramer

Yeah, well, now you kids don't go out and try that. You stay in school!

Lee

Have you always had an interest in coffee tables, because, really, I-I love coffee tables, and I-I thought I was the only one.

Kramer

You see the beauty of my book is, if you don't have a coffee table, it turns into a coffee table.