The Opposite Season 5, Episode 22

Jerry

Broke even.

Elaine

You always break even.

Jerry

Yeah, I know; like yesterday I lost a job, and then I got another one, and then I missed a TV show, and later on they re-ran it. And then today I missed a train, went outside and caught a bus. It never fails! I always even out!

Elaine

Do you have twenty bucks?

Jerry

What for?