Elaine

You know, things were going so good for me, you know, I got the job promotion, we were talking about moving in together -

Jerry

Well, maybe next time someone's in a car accident you won't stop off for candy first.

George

Hey, I just found twenty dollars! I tell you this, something is happening in my life. I did this opposite thing last night. Up was down, black was white, good was -

Jerry

Bad.

George

Day was -