Elaine

I put Canadian quarters in the washing machine. (disappointed) I gotta be out by the end of the month.

George

Well, you could move in with my parents. (chuckles)

Elaine

Was that the ... opposite ... of what you were going to say, or was that just your natural instinct? (She squeezes George's mouth between her fingers)

George

Instinct.

Elaine

Stick ... with the opposite. (Slaps George on the forehead)