George

This uniform, what's it made from?

Tartbull

I don't know, cotton?

George

No. This is not cotton. Here, lemme see. (Tries to look at the tag on the uniform. Tartabull gets creeped out and resists.) Will you stop it? (Looks at the tag.) Oh. Of course. Polyester!

Tartabull

So?

George

I can't believe you're not playing in cotton.