George

No. This is not cotton. Here, lemme see. (Tries to look at the tag on the uniform. Tartabull gets creeped out and resists.) Will you stop it? (Looks at the tag.) Oh. Of course. Polyester!

Tartabull

So?

George

I can't believe you're not playing in cotton.

Tartabull

Well, this is what they give us.

George

You know they used to make leisure suits out of this fabric?