Elaine

Why is that name familiar?

Elaine

Oh, how did you end up playing golf with him?

Kramer

Well, I met him on the course a couple of years ago. Yeah. Played with him a lot. But today was it! We're on the fifteenth hole, ya, he's beating me by a couple of strokes. Then, he's about to hit his second shot, when, he picks up the ball and CLEANS it.

Elaine

So what?

Kramer

Umph, sorry! But the rules clearly state that you cannot clean the ball unless it's on the green. The rules are very clear about that.