George

. . . WELL IT WAS A BIG SALAD. AND WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IS, HOW DOES A PERSON WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BIG SALAD CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY FOR THAT SALAD AND ACCEPT THE THANK YOU UNDER FALSE PRETENSES - AH - AH?

Julie

George, all I did was hand someone a bag.

Elaine

It's just that my boss is very demanding and he needed the pencil right away.

Stationer

Well,, why did you tell me to order it if you knew you were going to get one someplace else?

Elaine

No, no no I didn't know. I, I'm sorry.