George

If my parents had a mantel, I might be a completely different person.

Jerry

So anyway, she's kind of upset about it so I need you to do me a favor.

George

Let's have it.

Jerry

Well, I'm doing the PBS show, so during the show they're gonna be running the Ken Burns baseball thing. So I thought if I could get a baseball player to come on the show with me...

George

You want me to ask one of the Yankees.