Jerry

You're just answering phones!

Kramer

It would put me at ease.

George

Hey, when you order from the waitress, get her to point to the menu. I want to see what finger she uses.

Jerry

Uh, say, I wanted a side order of fruit but I didn't see it on the men

Waitress

Oh, you're getting it (pointing to menu with index finger), it comes with your breakfast special.