Jerry

I'm Jerry Seinfeld, I tell jokes for a living, but there's no joking about the financial crisis here at PBS. Our lines are open, so please call the number you see on your screen.

Jerry

This is the only time this year we'll be asking for donations. You've been enjoying Ken Burns' Baseball-

Kramer

(answering) PBS pledge drive.

Nana

Hello, I'd like to speak with Jerry.

Kramer

Oh, you again. Buddy, look, forget about Jerry. It's not gonna happen.