Kramer

As long as you've got your checkbook out, how about forking a little over to PBS? You watch the station, don't you? You don't want to be a freeloader.

Jerry

-programs like Ken Burns' Baseball. And if Danny Tartabull were here, I'm sure he'd say, 'That's correct, Jerry.'

Kramer

Jerry? I have an announcement. Your grandmother is on the line.

Jerry

My Nana?

Kramer

And as we speak, she's generously writing PBS a check for fifteen hundred dollars!