Jerry

No, why should I? I wear boxers.

Kramer

You ever get a woman pregnant?

Jerry

I'm sorry, Kramer. Those records are permanently sealed...

Kramer

What would you say if I told you I never impregnated a woman?

Jerry

Really? You never slipped one past the goalie in all these years??... Boy, I'm surprised. You've slept with a lot of women!