Kramer

You ever get a woman pregnant?

Jerry

I'm sorry, Kramer. Those records are permanently sealed...

Kramer

What would you say if I told you I never impregnated a woman?

Jerry

Really? You never slipped one past the goalie in all these years??... Boy, I'm surprised. You've slept with a lot of women!

Kramer

A LOT of 'em! (wild gesture, freaked out) Do you think maybe I'm... Depleted??!!