Jerry

So go to a fertility clinic. Have your sperm count checked.

Kramer

Yeah, but then I'd have to... (glances at Elaine) well, you know... into a cup in the middle of the day??

Elaine

What, does that conflict with your regular schedule?

Elaine

(going to the phone) All right. I'm gonna try Noreen again.

Jerry

I am very excited about this date! We're goin' to Hunan Balcony!