Jerry

No. Not Chinese. Not even Asian.

Elaine

So. What is she?

Jerry

Well, she's... like you.

Elaine

(pause, annoyed) Oh, how disappointed you must have been. (walks to couch, with her cereal)

Jerry

Well, it's false advertising, see? And the thing is, I think she likes people thinkin' she's Chinese. She suggests Chinese food. She always introduces herself as 'Donna Chang'...