George

Sorry? Why sorry? What you got to be sorry about?

Donna

Well, she told me she and your father are getting divorced.

Elaine

Ay, divorced. That's really too bad...

Jerry

Yeah, you know it's a shame his parents didn't get divorced thirty years ago. He could have been normal.

George

Oh my God! (coming out of bathroom) You know what I just realized?! If they get divorced an' live in two separate places? That's twice as many visits!