Elaine

Oh, he went insane?...

Noreen

Believe it or not, Paul was convinced I was having an affair because somebody kept calling and hanging up whenever he answered! What kind of a sick person calls and hangs up over and over?

Elaine

(awkward, increasingly avoiding eye contact) Well. Uh. I don't know about sick. I mean, maybe it was somebody who, didn't wanna talk to whoever was answering because whoever was answering was always making boring chit-chat, an' was completely oblivious to the fact that the person who was calling, didn't want to speak to them, ah!

Noreen

(has been growing increasingly slackjawed in amazement) I can't believe that was you...

Elaine

(looks at Noreen) I'm really sorry, Noreen...