Jerry
First you ruin her relationship with the High Talker.
Elaine
Well... I got confused, they sound exactly the same.
Jerry
So she breaks up with him. Somehow picks up the pieces of her life. Miraculously meets... A New Guy! Ya bust that up! An' then, just as they're reconciling, you announce to the world: He's Boring.
Elaine
(apologetically) I didn't know she'd take it so seriously.
Jerry
Well, apparently you have a tremendous influence over this woman: anything you say she does!