Elaine

Do you know that I have been using the same bottle of shampoo for a year? And I shampoo every day. (Carl smiles.) So, what do you think of my conversation?

Carl

Not much! (They both laugh.) I, uh, would have invited you up, but I don't have any furniture.

Elaine

You don't have any furniture?

Carl

No, I hate furniture. I can't look at it. (They laugh again.)

Elaine

Well, I can understand that. Pretty good date, huh?